Fic - The trees are blushing

Title: The trees are blushing
Author: split_the_ocean 
Rating: PG - 13 (only for language)
Pairing/Characters: Penny/Career is probably the main ship. Slight, and I mean extremely slight, undertones of Sheldon/Penny.
Word Count: 1270
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters or the show The Big Bang Theory.
Summary: Penny is writing a novel. Sort of.

Fake-cut to my journal


Fic: From the End, a Beginning - NC-17 - For Help Haiti

Title: From the End, a Beginning
Author: down_fell_jill
Rating: NC:17
Warnings: Sexual situations and descriptions
Pairing: Sheldon/Penny
Summary: Penny will become a real girl. (For lisaboston)
Word Count: 1,794
Disclaimer: Not mine, not remotely.
Crossposted: bbt_eclectic sheldon_penny penny_career

Penny doesn't know.
  • damalur

the dress code is invasion casual (penny/presidency of the world)

It just occurred to me that I never posted this here. The travesty!

Title: The dress code is invasion casual
Characters: Penny; a full chorus of nerds, Nebraskans, and Daleks.
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 1000
Summary: She wasn't the prom queen.
Notes: Written for allthingsholy, who graciously donated to the help_haiti charity auction. My intent here was to carry Penny's BAMFness to its natural conclusion. Unfortunately, along the way this story grew Daleks. I am so, so sorry.

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Big Bang Theory - Penny

Fic: The Providential Dismissal Quandary

Title: The Providential Dismissal Quandary
Author: htbthomas
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters: Penny, Sheldon, Raj, Howard, Leonard, Leslie
Spoilers: set a year or so in the future
Rating: PG
Word Count: 21,000 words in 8 parts
Disclaimer: If I owned them, I'd get to see them at Comic-Con again this year. *sigh*
Betas: 3pirouette, foxtwin, fujiidom, van_el

Summary: Sheldon’s to blame. Penny’s furious. The guys are helpless. What’s a string theorist to do? Episode-style fic featuring the full cast, with a focus on Sheldon/Penny. Based on the prompt “pinkslip” from sheldon_penny’s Fiction Friday. Awesome banner by patronuscharms.

Author’s Note: My first (hopefully not last) BBT "epic." Comedy, drama, romance, velociraptors! ... okay, but Leslie Winkle! And more Marvel fangirling than you can shake a stick baseball bat at.


Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 5 // Part 6 // Part 7 // Part 8
xf- scully classic eyebrow

Normal as Blueberry Pie (Penny/Sheldon, Penny/Acting)

SUMMARY: Penny and Sheldon visit her parents in Nebraska. Sheldon wears jeans and maybe a cowboy hat. Penny explains her deep, abiding love for Justin Timberlake. Jell-O salad is consumed in bulk.
FOR: middle_cyclone for being amazing enough to bid on this in the help_haiti lightning round. Thank you for being so generous and for being awesome in general.

( Her hand creeps over to his thigh, clad in a pair of worn Levi's. All he needs is a Stetson and he'll be the perfect Nebraska wannabe cowboy. )
[Bang] close // relyko

an object at rest, pg, by allthingsholy [penny/sheldon, penny/acting]

Title: an object at rest
Rating: PG
Summary: Sheldon takes a job working with Penny at the Cheesecake Factory. It really is a shit job.
Word Count: 1000
Disclaimer: This was written for help_haiti and their awesome auction, off a lightning round prompt from weasleytook: Sheldon takes a second job at the Cheesecake Factory. This is maybe not what she was expecting, but: I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT ANYWAY, LADY. Cross-posted to sheldon_penny.


He’s almost dropped his third tray by the time he figures out that the physics behind wait service might be imprecise.
  • d_sieya

Fic: Do Your Happy Dance

Title: Do Your Happy Dance
Author: d_sieya
Pairings: Penny/Sheldon, but it's mostly friendshippy with a pinch of pre-romance
Spoilers: General series
Rating/Warnings: PG. Oh, and that link is a fake cut. (Do I need this under warnings? GAWD IDK.)
Word Count: 3,923

( “That thing you break out only when something really great happens? Like extremely utterly fantastically awesome?” )
parks ann & leslie

Half-Awake in a Fake Empire (Crossover, Penny/Acting, Penny/Sheldon)

Title: Half-Awake in a Fake Empire
Author: Meg / juniperlane / betternovembers
Spoilers: Nope, none.
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Word Count: 1426
Summary: Everything you want. Everything you need. He will be. Honestly, and completely. | BBT/Dollhouse crossover.

( If time travel existed, she'd go back and tell herself: It won't be anything like what you think. Not at all. )

(Author's note: Very little knowledge of Dollhouse is required. If you understand the general concept, you should be fine.)